What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

I think Lampley just said it the wrong way. Obviously, those three and many others (particularly during WWII) enlisted, but Ali was conscripted, told he must fight even after pledging he opposed the war and would oppose fighting in it. I believe that’s what Lampley’s trying to say, that nobody else took on the…

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

Bow tie, sport coat, shorts and oxfords with black socks? What an atrocious look. No wonder the fashion police were trying to rough him up.

Vineyard Vines: For when you want to drink yourself stupid, throw a failed slow-motion haymaker, and get kicked in the neck...all while dressed like the preschooler with the coolest mom.

After that flimsy ass punch was caught on video, it’s probably for the best.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Really? Arrested for that? Kicked out, sure, but come on.

Banned.

What is wrong with you lunatics? You lean to the side and just lift one butt cheek.

70 grand? WTF, bra?

i know. if i was a famous NFL player i’d not give one fuck. i’d be worse, funnier, more emotional, more big-headed than the worst of them. all we do is criticize anyway. the worst are the tweets from other NFL players directed at Cam saying he should grow up. fuck ‘em.

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

The man just got his ass kicked by Denver’s defense in the most important game of his life. I don’t blame him for being a sore loser.

+1 kg*m/s/s

An Internet petition is the absolute zero of worthlessness. There is nothing worth less than it.

It’s important to weave your identity as a human being into the fabric of your local professional sports franchise such that you cannot tell where you local sports franchise ends and you begin. This leads to a happy and productive life.