...if the kid only had your helmet!

I simply don’t get any of this. I haven’t felt this out of touch in a long time

It really was a gross spectacle

This is so important. All of it. Please everyone read it, commit it to memory, carry it around unconsciously for years, fully internalize it, and then allow it to shape your thoughts and beliefs and act in a manner that is in accordance with this incredibly important nugget of wisdom.

The dead catholic in me would never allow me to deem anything with perfection.

Solid kinja, 8/10

we’re not into that shit....

You sir, make some great kinja

*slow clap*

well done, sir...well done

Why are you not bothered more about the men making millions to play a game?

*that* is part and parcel of the “issue” of which you speak.

If you have kids, I certainly hope you dont have them watch baseball sans any sense of outrage or irony.

physics is beautiful...

(outside the classroom)

I have to assume you are either under 16 or a giant, gaping, pus-filled asshole with eyes.

And then fucked up the last play of the game too. Bills should have had one more shot.

grow up.

you’re rationalizing abuse of a minor.

im still on the 4s and am reluctant to change for fear that ill be like the rest you dinks with my face in a stupid phone all the damn time.

i dont have any self control and the technologically-imposed limits help me discern when it’s time to cut the shit.

i thought it was a perfect analogy, for the record. snow dog is a pussy.

sorry snow dog, should i make that “p*ssy”?

grow up.

so youre outraged over ppl being outraged...got it.

i thought this story was gonna go down a lot differently.

im glad it zigged when i thought it was gonna zag.

“...that guy’s hurt”

—
Master Narrator of Reality