On the plus side, the ejection gives him more time for chillin’ out, maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool.

Your analogy generator is broken.

My brother always said never date people within a 5 mile radius.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

I’m 56 and cannot understand why younger generations AREN’T as angry. Give it time. It grinds you down - even with the battles won, the shit is still there.

Since when do people with lots of money only spend it on things they need? Hell, when I make more than expected I buy myself something nice, not paint for my peeling garage floor.

Yeah! Quietly Assertive would be more accurate.

Thats pretty similar to my situation. I ended up paying $425k for an 827sf house a couple of years ago. Its obnoxious how much housing costs, but at least I love my little place. And the mortgage is comparable to rent, except that you have to come up with a down payment. I do love being able to write off mortgage…

I guard against this by never ordering the Gratuity off the menu.

People mistake lot of polite behavior as passive aggressive. PA is when one appears to be agreeable through active, vocal acceptance or infer agreement with a silent non argument/ non dissent, then punish the “offender” through angry words and or actions...from the over the top to the subtle or wordless, like silent…

Wait, are you seriously suggesting that it’s wrong for customers to document it when service workers treat them horribly, because you routinely “fucking lose your shit” and treat customers horribly and you’re afraid someday you may face consequences for it? If your job is too much for you to handle without abusing and…

I used to work at a burger place that took peoples names. Once I had a “Jeff”. So I asked “Do you spell that J-E or G-E-O?” and he’s all “errr, aahh, umm” and his girlfriend rolls her eyes, looks at me and goes “His name is Dave” then shoots daggers at Jeff/Geoff/Dave and he mumbles an apology. The other one was some…

The problem here is that she stole too much too fast. You gotta steal pennies, gurl. Nobody cares about pennies.

I really don’t see that as passive aggressive. “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you.” Ok. You’re sorry - legit apology. That’s normal. Also, you didn’t hear the person. That’s a statement of fact and lets them know that it was unintentional. That’s cool and a normal thing to say and makes sense. “You don’t have to yell”…

That’s what you took away from this? She didn’t have to yell. That’s insane. If telling someone that is passive aggressive, then I don’t know what kind of VIP treatment you think this barista deserves when she’s literally humiliating customers for no reason.

Yeah, I’m with you. I could totally see that as being something he says to every single person who says, “____ is my favorite movie!”

Was he being funny? Did he say it in a cute way? I am confused.

I once backed away from Jon Stewart slowly. Sort of. I saw him in while he was visiting the Museum of Natural History with his son, and could tell he didn’t want me to say anything. Which I thought it was totally legit on his part.

For $10k I’d better come out looking like Beyonce. And I am white.

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.