You’ll never know true facebook love until you have a babbbyyy of your own.

Ugh... you might need to reconsider that relationship.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

I feel bad about my actions. I am a broke ass student, if I am paying for a flight to get to your wedding I am not getting a gift.

I agree with you and the thing is, it is really *not* that hard to share the info by word of mouth. We just sent out our wedding invites (with zero registry info, obviously, and we don't have a website because I hate them). Within days, fiancé and I had several friends and family members text or call to ask if we were…

People who put registry info on wedding invitations are horrid. Horrid! Put the info on a wedding website, or make sure your registries are searchable via something like The Knot—if you MUST, include a slip of paper with that info with shower invites—but please do not put that crap on a printed piece, especially not…

Normally I would agree that the answer is always booze, but I didn't drink much at my wedding last year and I'm SO glad I didn't. My girls and I did one shot at a bar because I really wanted to bust through the double swinging doors at this dive bar in my wedding dress, toss back tequila, and then leave (mission…

You don't need to be on-board with the 12-step program if she is and it's something that will help her (it might not be, she might need something different). But please don't go at her with your thinking that "one can totally drink responsibly." Some people can't.

How do we hate it? With our taste buds.

To be fair, people panic when confronted with the sight of someone eating candy corn. It's like walking in on someone eating live worms. You're not thinking right, you're just panicking and trying not to hurl. ;)

Pretty much any combinations of words coming out of the talking hole of a guy trying to get me to fuck him without a condom.

no, it's very sweet! she just didn't humblebrag right.

Or, he divorced his psycho wife for shooting her own niece...

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I'm 33 and every woman I meet expects me to have a house and take care of the kids they had with some asshole in their 20's who couldn't be assed to stick around.

She played a pivotal role during the financial crisis of 2008, leading the Morgan Stanley teams that advised the government on the bailouts of AIG, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

I wonder how many of these "blue" brides go on to have a "gender reveal" party, multiple showers, a "name reveal" party, etc. Just to keep those big events coming (these brides are also the ones whose childrens' birthday parties will put all of us to shame, I'm sure).

Discuss your ex like they are a human being worthy of respect.

first of all: stop saying "my piece"; you sound like an idiot.

Funny, so many people seem to have read that she was lower-class, where I read her as a women who had been involved in business in the 80s - if you've met a bunch of them, you'll be familiar with the constant aggression towards questioners and friends and delivery people and everyone.