O yeah totally different situation, but the "holy crap I want nothing to do with you" is the same.

No particular reason. I just got engaged in December and I'm a planner so I wanted to get the big stuff like the venue locked down early so I didn't have to worry about it. I'm also finishing up grad school in April and don't know where I'll be for a job so I wanted to make sure I gave myself plenty of time to get…

• $21k-ish

• Approx 40k - we had a budget of 35k, pretty much all supplied by parents and investments. AKA we didn't go in debt over this but we could have put a down on a house instead.

I flat out lied to my in-laws (and extended in-laws, like aunts and second cousins and shit) when they ask about "more kids" (we have three! That should be enough!!!) I told them all that I can't due "medical complications" and pretend to cry. No one asks anymore.

OMGSOFUNNY! Get it?! Because women, amiright?! LOL THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND CARS.

$10,000 Total

I always thought I'd have two. After an ectopic pregnancy, though, and being told I'd have a greater risk of it happening again (and possibly dying if it went undiscovered), we decided not to have another. It's painful to not really have a choice and sometimes I mourn that lost possibility, but writing this has…

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If you can't be in a giant store with a dog in it because of allergies, I hate to break it to you, but you're not gonna make it.

I live in NYC and don't have a car. My dachshund takes the subway.

Haha, you would have been picked off for weakness in times before these. Thank your lucky stars.

Because other people's bad days are all about you? Especially strangers.

Oh, I hadn't even thought about how that played! I mean, she's legit single (ex-husband who has serious issues abandoned the family 30 years ago, they divorced, he's remarried (and possibly dead, I don't remember)) but … the mother of the groom is in the bouquet toss?

This. This right here. I still remember this, because holy damn, in 1993 this was something on basic cable...

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/20…

You forgot this clip:

You were a kid.

In addition to what Ari said, most missing child reports are either non-custodial parent abductions or runaways (so that includes every 14-year-old who runs away for 5 hours then realizes it sucks and comes home on their own, as long as their parents call the police and file a report). Most missing persons cases of…

For quite a while I was "that one guy who goes into a Mexican restaurant and asks for a burger." Then I turned eight. ;)

She looks almost exactly like my realtor.