No, it's a French immersion school that serves the entire city. Believe me, I would NOT do this if there was an alternative. My kid is the only one in the neighbourhood who goes there. Also, I don't know if you have kids but car seat laws make carpooling really weird these days. My kid is still in a 5 point harness.…

Here's what I tell you: As soon as you graduate, your grades don't matter. Get a degree, get a job, work your ass off, and nobody will care.

Anyone binge on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? I want the theme song as my ring tone!

What I can't wrap my head around is the: my husband can't have sex because of his medical condition- except for kink that I won't do, but I totally want to have sex with my husband.

Hey, Brand Management is an issue that affects us all.

For future reference, calling it "swinging" makes it sound like 100 times creepier.

You and me both, friend.

If the wine you brought is better than what I have on hand, we are going to drink my shitty wine and I will drink the good wine by myself later.

Making up extremely sad, over-the-top stories fit for a bad telenovela in my head and making myself cry silently over them. I do this when I'm bored and trying to fall asleep or feel like crying over nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes when I'm alone in my car listening to NPR, I will repeat the stories in an accent. Especially if the reporter HAS that accent, because then I can perfect it. But also just randomly, I'll just repeat after the host, reciting the story using a British, Scotish, Australian, Indian, French, Russian, or some…

I apologize in advance for how sappy and uncool this is. But I just realized I do every one of my secret single behaviors including making face masks out of random kitchen ingredients, talking out my problems to my dogs and answering for them in funny voices, taking 2+ hour-long baths, and occasionally putting on…

Oh, the joys of solitary smoking. I haven't had one in twenty years. I used to start the day by making a double espresso on the stove and smoking a cig. It was glorious. Smoking while driving alone, smoking while talking on the phone, smoking while playing guitar, smoking while sitting on your front steps and…

i have my own spot on a couch, nobody else allowed to sit there. I won't share my wine unless you bring food. I like going to movies and theater and travel alone.

In America we also call that Schadenfreude.

Oh dear, these poor helpless women tricked by a manipulative man into waiting on them hand and foot.

You're likely right. Two generations from now, parents will just be administrative and support staff for their four-year-olds.

When we were shitty little kids, my mom sat us down and enthusiastically said, "Let's make a list of all your favorite things! What are your most favorite toys and your favorite things to do?" After we excitedly told her these things and she wrote them down, she put the list on the fridge and said, "Now, next time you…

I don't think you need to be calling parents, "idiots." There's a big difference between being an aunt/uncle and being a parent. If you are not a parent, you really have no idea. Just because you tried that once with your nephew and it worked with him in that instance doesn't mean it will work with every other kid in…

I just want to be sure I'm following this.