That Starbucks pays for? In what countries does Starbucks pay for their employees housing, which your comment refers to but doesn’t specify?

Yeah! This woman does not look fabulous in these photos. I don’t want to be mean but damn. For $10,000 use some tricks and smoke/mirrors!

Or Non Confrontational But Things Need to Be Said. Or something pithier than that. ;)

Yeah, definitely find a new job. Without any stress or pressure. Maybe the person at the airport who just sits there and makes sure noone walks into the exit?

Thank you! This notion that writing a note = passive aggressive is so weird.

Are there countries where Starbucks pay for employees housing? Because that is.....weird.

Just go. It will all work out, I promise.

Wait, who is your Grandmother?

When you walk into a business, do you smile and nod and talk to everyone? Who does that!? Why are celebrities expected to chat with every person they walk by?

The common, everyday usage understanding that cousin = family. If you’re “cousins” because you’re closely related or distantly related but grew up spending holidays and other family times together than maybe expand your dating pool. If you’re “cousins” because you are 20 degrees separated.....you’re probably single…

Once you get 5 and 6 cousins removed, hasn’t the common understanding of the word lost all meaning? Don’t marry or fuck within your family. I think we can all agree on that?

I guess distant cousins meeting as adults is.....alright. I guess. I just feel like once you know you’re family and are close enough to be called cousins, then that is that. It seems so lazy to me, like they’ve given up on life. So many people in the world, funerals and family reunions are not singles mixers.

Why are you *not* grossed out by it? Of all the people in the world, why rub up on family? Leave your zip code and meet some new people, yo.

“A close relative”? You must define that very differently than most. The vast majority of people don’t marry close relatives. So vast it must be statistically insignificant.

I recently found out that my stepbrother has been, at the very least, getting blowies from our cousin. He’s mid 30s, she’s mid 40s. These are two very broken and sad people, in one way I hope they’re happy. But for the most part I’m just mortified and disgusted. It’s so fucking gross.

9 hours on a plane is 90 hours of Earth time. Lindsay Lohan has served less jail time than that.

UGH I fly to India several times a year and I always get stuck next to the person who can sleep with the lights on and window shade up. And if you try and turn it off/lower the shade they immediately wake up and act like I’m trying to rob them. :(

You’re the only person on Earth with total control of a child’s physical movements at all times. You should use your power for good and not waste it on cringey, over the top, really bad Internet sarcasm.

There is no way a child will keep their knees in that awkward position for a long time. She definitely straightened her legs and fidgeted throughout the flight.

Hulu is the worst. As much as I want to watch this show, I cannot stand Hulu’s constantly repeating, obnoxious as hell commercials. I wish they knew just how many customers they lose by not mixing up their commercials just a little bit.