Then it slams down which is bad for the seat and hinges. Im going to continue living a toilet lid free life. It's worked out for me so far.

It’s not clean because of the poop and pee water that splashes against it. That is a direct hit unlike the micro beads of water that might fly up from a flush. Just like you don’t know why people don’t put the lid down, I don’t understand why people touch the lid all the time. *shrugs*

She who lives in a poop covered house shouldn’t throw stones at poopy beards. As the saying goes. ;)

Touching the toilet lid is so much grosser to me than some teeny water droplets flying up. The only time I touch my toilet lid is when I’m cleaning it.

Poop is everywhere. It’s on your clothes and hands and face and on every single surface of your house. If you wear shoes in your house, it’s even worse. Fecal matter is omnipresent.

I wish you ample bail money and graceful aging.

Restrooms exist as a space to eliminate waste safely. Taking your pants off and shitting in public is indecent and a public health hazard. Look at the issues that arise in places like India where sewage is open and in the streets. The police weren't knocking on bathroom doors, a library patron complained. Why are…

You damaged his morals. Sadness for him. :(

It’s against the law to have sex in public. Restrooms are not private sanctuaries where laws do not apply. Do you disagree with the law and think public sex is a-ok? Or think that bathrooms are a get-out-of-jail-free space? Or both?

Yeah, Vornados are loud. They’re awesome. Ruined me for all other fans.

Yeah, Vornados are loud. They’re awesome. Ruined me for all other fans.

I am a fan snob, cannot sleep without one, take one with me on road trips and make sure things are lined up at hotels. Fans are an integral part of my life. And Vornado is the best. This one in particular (I don’t know how to Kinja so it’s just a link to a photo): http://www.thegreenhead.com/2008/03/vornad…

I am a fan snob, cannot sleep without one, take one with me on road trips and make sure things are lined up at…

I like this comment because it’s immediately what I thought. But my second thought was “if a female actor had a picture looking this aged, she’d be crucified”. It’s sad that men are allowed to age and women aren’t.

Why are you with this girl? She sounds quite awful. Get out now.

It’s good you don’t call her your MIL. ;)

It’s important that you have no further contact with R. or his family. If that means changing garages, so be it. It sounds like you’re in a big city and have options. But even one misspoken word and you could be seriously screwed.

No chance. It is not a proud moment the family wishes to share. Good luck with your show though!

Maybe we *should* but it is not reasonable to expect people to indulge every moodswing and emotion of a teenager. Yes, they matter as humans. But each individual thought and feeling. Oh hell no. There is noone on earth with the free time or patience to deal with that. Teenagers are exhausting precisely because they…

Our notebook chronicled our driving by the houses of the boys we liked. Incredibly detailed notes. The route, weather, time, cars parked nearby, if we were high or not. Just straight up stalker notes. Oh God, I’m so embarrassed for 17 year old me.

Goddamn that is bleak.

Sort of on topic: I live in CA where the penalties for late registration are very expensive. It's interesting to me that in other states it's not a big deal. So I have a neighbor who parks like absolute garbage. Just a real piece of shit this guy. Thinks he's so cute blocking people in and ignoring common…