UGH. If someone wants to share with you, they'll offer. Get your own food!

16 taps and none labeled? If there were less than 5, I'd understand. I'm guessing the most popular were on the ends because otherwise the bartender would waste a lot of time counting to the 7th and 8th tap.

Are Broad City fans the "in crowd"? I want to support female comedians and shows, and yes, I will keep trying if it doesn't click at first.

See, I don't know if or when he talks about the tape. As someone way, way outside this circle of morons, that was pretty clever to me. Not being high and mighty, I have my own circle of dumb dumbs. ;)

His is the most clever jab in this entire embarrassing feud. Which isn't saying much.

I'm trying SO hard to like Broad City. Please tell me it gets better (I'm only 5 episodes into the first season).

I'm not sure why you are belittling me for this conversation when you are the one defending KIM KARDASHIAN like she's your bff. You think Kim Kardashian is one of the most famous people on Earth. That is shockingly dense and I'm embarrassed for you. Bye now.

No. Not even close. Maybe in the bubble of American pop culture but in the grand scheme of fame, Kim is C level. And she knows it. Remember how famous Paris Hilton was 10 years ago? That's Kim today. And she'll be nothing in a few years while Beyonce will always be A list. Know your station.

Because she wants to use Beyonce's fame to further her own? As if Kim really just wants to know Beyonce as a person and be friends? Please. She wants people to think they are friends and have her picture taken with Beyonce so other people will think she's cool. Popularity games. Who has time for people like that?…

Charlie Sheen never "helmed" the show. He starred on it but wasn't a show runner.

She married a man who is arguably the most popular movie-TV composer of all time and is a Mom. I read that she is happy to be off the fame path and away from the press.

They can afford the huge portions because the food quality is nonexistent. Cheesecake Factory is absolute garbage covered in butter and salt.

Fuck. I'm so sorry. People from happy-ish families shouldn't marry people from unhappy families. They don't speak the same emotional language. I hope things get better for you.

How do you know what someone else's childhood was like? Noone can ever know what goes on in a family unless they are in it. It takes a real ego to dismiss someone else's experiences.

Was marrying your husband worth it? I cannot imagine choosing to marry into a family like that. I'm just curious, would you do it all over again?

I cannot stand whole peanuts. I always say "No peanuts, please. I'm not allergic, I just don't like them". It's easy enough.

Central Park or Rockefeller skating rink?

Ok, I see what you're saying. You would actually get married but everyone would be like "April Fools wat?".

Never tell her.

I once dated a guy who did an elaborate prank with his ex on April Fools. Dressed up, went to the courthouse, got some official looking pictures and let people flood them with happy thoughts. Then.... lol jk OMG it was a hilarious joke. I didn't go out with him again after that insight into his sense of humor.