I TOTALLY GET THIS BECAUSE I WAS TURNED ON BY LITERALLY THE SAME THING WITH MY LAST PARTNER.

The smell of cigars or campfire smoke.

It was a joke. A lot of people put ranch on weird stuff.

I'm surprised they didn't ban ranch dressing.

Do you really want to argue technicalities over that shithead? He deserves more either way. He shouldn't be famous.

People are crazy for ranch. I only really eat it on pizza and a little on salad. It tastes good but I am not insane. Ranch in a drink? Barf forever.

I love ranch, but people are crazy.

This gave me a really good laugh. I'm still giggling.

And how the fuck would that even happen? These are anonymous burners.

Get out. Pretzels are not like violent rape gifs. Go fuck yourself.

Thanks for posting this! I just started watching and it's pretty interesting.

I wonder how the baby did that without the parents seeing.

Rape is not just "life".

Yes because you where there and know how they felt.

Shut up.

OMG.

Nope.

Nailed it.

I use a lot of teeth in my blowjobs. Whoooooooooooooops.