I'm sorry, I was being serious.

Do you know what it's about?

Saturday Night Social. :D

I promise! I'll post about it on a SNS as soon as anything happens. :)

Thank you! We have sushi plans soon so hopefully the same kind of thing will happen!

I just watched this about fifteen times and I'm not sorry.

Guys, I finally feel ready to ask my close male friend on a date. I feel like I need a confidence push though! I REALLY fucking like him but I've never done this. I don't want to fuck up our friendship if he turns me down, even though I think I have a great shot. But the idea of making him feel awkward around me…

I like him already!

Enjoy the lovely feeling! We're all proud of you, don't look back.

Well it has only been a month... :-)

This was the weirdest thing I have read in a while.

I don't think it's bad at all. Love is love. Maybe it would be a bit like having your extended family living together and raising children as a team. It sounds exhausting though!

People will buy anything. What stops you from saying, "Fuck this!" and shoving more cake in your mouth? Nothing because cake is delicious.

Aww, congrats to you! Beautiful baby.

I think you're just looking too hard.

Amanda Seyfried won me over in a single tweet.

Does anybody feel really weird that they clicked on this?

You got the seductive damsel tactic down?

One year I got singing flower that when movement was detected, would sing You Are My Sunshine. Atrocious.

Keep an eye on us bad little buggers.