I was up at four-thirty this morning because I kept having nightmares about Trump winning.

I really really hope he gets his twitter back soon!!!

My anxiety is starting to really ramp up folks.

13.) DO YOU WANT TO TEMPT THE WRATH OF THE WHATEVER FROM HIGH ATOP THE THING?!

This is very informative. I would add:

Too late, jerks, I already voted.

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

So you have a Batchelor’s in run on sentences?

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

Small-minded people don’t like to be challenged on their assumptions and beliefs, for fear that they will have to think about something difficult and not funny. There is nothing wrong with complexity and having to confront hard subjects with open eyes.

Orily Taitz is Kellyanne Conway’s spirit animal

$20 says she’s a Trump supporter

Al pastor is just pork prepared like shawarma

And if the guac is extra, it’s worth every penny!

I mean it as in every group that Drumpf has vilified

Orily Taitz! Wow, blast from the past. Haven’t thought about her in about 8 years. I would love to read a “Where is she now?” about that psycho!

Taste and snap-crackle? Not really, but that sounds kind of upsetting. During CT scans I always get the sensation of a taste filling my mouth, and warm tingles in the no-no place. The technicians say some patients feel as though they’ve urinated accidently. But to me, it just felt... rather nice.

He and his superior were both so tickled at the problem presented that they wanted to fix it right away- “hey, we can access your femoral vein through a little cut in the groin and lasso that catheter and pull it into shape! Say, let’s do it RIGHT NOW and save you a trip!” The attending nurse was all “um.. how about…

There are so many more people on our side than these sick fucks who defend him. Remember that. We are here for you (in whatever small way we can be) and you are right to share your story, nobody has power over you.