I can just hear all the attorneys in the firm yelling “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSNAAAAAP!!” at this letter.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

I have just as little respect for him as I do Trump because he chose hitch his wagon to the Trump campaign. I hope his political career is absolutely destroyed by this association.

Like 10 of them.

I need a huge drink now

Oh, come on. He didn’t say anything about this girl he wouldn’t say about his own daughter.

I feel like it would be a good idea for everyone in the country to talk to a therapist when this election is over.

Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.

My dad had this to say about Trump: “what kind of man says that about his daughter and lets other men say that about her, too?”

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

It’s so unkind to mock Ted’s pain as he adjusts to the knowledge that he was whipped by a pussy grabber.

Also

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

Pussycat Dome!

Please don’t insult the Cheeto by stating that he is awesome like female genitalia. He is a skin covered pustule dusted with powdered junk food and with a scum of mold.