That, sir, is a bridge too far.

I would largely be happy with government oversight over a corporation in the name of safety, if that government weren’t the Florida government, which consistently obfuscated and altered COVID health data as they saw fit for political purposes, likely resulting in the deaths of innumerable Florida citizens.

Chris “unannounced bridge maintenance” Christie is weighing in on officials using the government to punish people they disagree with? Really?

“Gear up to start watching re-runs. TV writers voted to authorize strike as soon as May 1st.”

You forgot Soros! The Right’s favorite Jewish boogeyman. 

This is not exactly Elizabeth Taylor-Eddie Fisher-Debbie Reynolds 

This could have all been avoided if they had kissed someplace indoors away from the cameras the way that most famous people who want to keep their relationships and dalliances secret do.  But that wouldn’t get any publicity, so...

Conservatives: Don’t tell us what to teach our kids!

It seems impossible this article did not mention Pedro Pascal in The Last of Us, or even Hugh Jackman in Logan. Did I miss it?

“reaching so hard for something that’s just not there.”

Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan made history by being the first Asians to win in the SAG categories (Asian Best Actress Film and Asian Best Supporting Actor Film, respectively).

“...playing “Memory” from the musical Cats, surrounded by friends and fans.”

Lemon has always been an actively moronic television presence and his continued employment in any capacity has been a constant puzzle to me. He’s just not a smart person and has all the confidence of a mediocre white man.

The take-away from this article is not the price of a Model 3, but that the average new car cost in America is 48 thousand fucking dollars.

She lies. Nobody is pressuring her to take Ozempic unless it’s her troll husband. She’s just looking for attention and has an article quota if she wants to keep her serious job of writing gate articles for a British tabloid… because no American tabloid wants her.

Do we honestly think this is the first Senator to suffer depression? No, he’s just the first one to admit it and openly seek treatment, instead of trying to bury it with multiple mistresses and a coke habit like certain past Senators I could name. Everyone knew Fetterman had had a stroke; anyone who wanted to research…

Goecke’s “impulsive reaction,” the company continued,

I feel bad for Leslie Grace, it has to be hard to have a film shelved, while the same studio salivates over Ezra Miller of all people.

Collect your 200 rubles vatnik. You aren’t American or a single mother. Our help to Ukraine against Russia’s barbaric and criminal invasion is justified and not hurting anyone’s finances in the US.

It’s ironic  sad that it will be easier to take away the lady’s child than her gun.