Stories like this one make me think that maybe those guys who tried to ban TikTok had a point. 

No, they’re just afraid of the backlash from his followers. Which means he’s already won. Same thing with the 14th amending disqualifications. If he shouldn’t be disqualified because it’ll piss off his followers, or because it’s politically suspicious, means that we’re intentionally ignoring the valid legal reasons…

If Jezebel isn’t getting enough comments on this, I assure you, it’s because we’re all exhausted with this piece of shit NEVER paying the price for his nonsense. It seems like no amount of outrage will change the fact that he’s still free and has supporters.

Do you ever go into an existential spiral when you question if your sensorial interpretation of reality is vastly different than others? 

Santos is a carbuncle. A small part of the criminal-grifter conspiracy that is the Trump-Republican organization of insurrection. The relative pittance he will make on Cameo will soon be gone. Ended by people moving on to the next stupid thing and the ill gotten gains burned up by his legal fees. Only Fans is his next…

This.

My sincere hope is the site is not just back but returns to some of the former quality and insight that made it a an outsized-pop culture staple. Frankly the site had been in decline for years before its shuttering. I don’t mean to shit on you or any other writers who, I gather, have been working under less-than-ideal…

It’s amazing and disappointing that he continues to have supporters. Don’t they ever tire of hearing the same schtick on infinite repeat?

My favorite line:

Does anybody else think that Brittany Mahomes has achieved her ultimate goal in life, being part of Taylor's "squad"?

Musk said on a post-earnings call where he also talked about “paycheck-to-paycheck” pressures on American workers.

The republican party went fully demented the moment a black man was elected president, and they’ve been punishing the country and its citizens ever since.

I’m sorry, but how are we supposed to trust a car to self-drive us if it can’t even figure out when not to close a door.

He’s not even handsome. He looks like a guy you’d see at a truck stop. I don’t get the hype.

“...have thoroughly convinced me that it’s time for us to leave these people alone”

I’ll say it again....Jada seems like an eternal shitpot stirrer. It’s been month after month of ‘I don’t see myself in the rags, better say something....’

Jada has spent the last few years reinventing herself as some kind of self-help/therapy/lifestyle/relationship podcaster which is wholly predicated on her being open and honest in her frank discussions about real topics. We now learn that all of her relationship talk has been founded on a gigantic lie. Why should we…

Oh my god. For some reason, I’m really really loving that the first name in the “Oh, everybody was there! There was...” roll-call is motherfucking Flavor Flav. The hilarity of this is compounded by the fact that, if this is to be believed, Taylor Tay selected him personally. In my mind, this call took place in…

I’m a union electrical worker. I have not been in a fight since moving out of my abusive alcoholic home as a kid. Well, okay, I did shove a guy off me at a bus stop once, but that was hardly a fight.

Tom Brady...