A percentage of nothing is still nothing. Good luck with that, Melania.

Bootstraps? Let him steal his own money just like dad and his forefathers. If the breathless bigots of the far right propaganda machine are to be believed, all Barron has to do is change his pronouns and run rampant in the WNBA for a fast paycheck. Idiots.

Every time. Every time they say something like that, they’re admitting guilt.

So...Matt Gaetz pays influencers to attack people online.

I’d expect at least a couple of Red state legislatures to call emergency sessions to ban vasectomies.

I for one never thought I would see the day where child labor was again a thing in America. Thank a Republican for kids dying in factories, no longer just their schools!

Republicans will say and do anything that will get them elected. There are no core Republican values. Power is the only thing that matters to them.

And any lawsuits against them should be paid out of police union and pension funds, not the city or state.

The premise is stupid. All comedians embellish for effect.

Since when have the reich-wing called about unenforceable policies or laws? My guess is that someone they know needs or just had an abortion.

That guy has done this A LOT. That “let me play you this song on Spotify... [deletes all contact info and logs of calls to or from his number on your phone] ... darn can’t find it” move was entirely too practiced and well-oiled to be a one off.

Holy shit these immortality tech bros are hilarious. Its basically Victorian electrotherapy science all over again.

I swear he’s looking skinnier now than when he had his first blank stare into the abyss a month ago.

This is one reason among many that I’m pro-choice. If someone wants to carry to term, we should support them; if someone doesn’t want to, we should support them. Never, at any point, should the choice be made for them.

PREACH IT SISTA!

Damn liberals and drag queens.... oh, wait a minute...

Every accusation a confession with these assholes.

My FIL used to moonlight at a liquor store when the real estate market was slow, and when she was a kid my wife would sometimes hang out there with him. One time some guys in their late teens or early 20s came in and chatted up my FIL as if they were old pals, with my FIL asking how they were doing now and what they…

“Be ready to kick and pick up a chair and hit somebody with it.”

Pence’s veneer of loyalty and honesty is as thin as his lips…