God he looks like a cartoon of a dumb person. 

THOSE AREN’T FOR THE STATES. THOSE ARE OURS! - Trump (probably)

Why can’t we all just wear one of the millions of mask that Trump sent to each state? /s

I just can’t understand the parents in a situation like this. Couldn’t you have named him Andrew? James? Corbin? Ezra? Literally anything other than Richard would have been acceptable. I mean, I realize he’s probably Dick Pound the 3rd or something like that, but even if it’s the world’s shittiest family name that does…

Truly. This administration has made it impossible to believe anything they say. Remember when the virus was a hoax? And then they turned around and declared a national emergency. Get. On. Point. Sorry, it’s just been bugging me.

Maybe you took a job that was not highly desirable. The Mexicans get all the highly desirable jobs like picking strawberries.

haha Orange Man Bad

You can still suck colored dick and be racist. Tell her that because she is a fucking moron.

Right? Maybe it’s not being conservative but being an asshole that gets you blacklisted.

Letting people talk isn’t that hard. Sure, you may hear someone droning on and repeating themselves, you may hear something you don’t like, but it’s so much easier to let them have their say, and if you’re willing to go even farther and listen, you might discover a way to solve a problem or two.

Racism is like religion.

Let’s see - did they cover all the bases? Used white supremacist buzzy words (threatening behavior and language), innocent just-trying-to-help-language (did she or someone she spoke of need police assistance?). Did the most with the worst whitesplaining (I’m know how to handle yall, we had Black hired help, you just…

“Officer, I don’t like the way that black lady told everyone the truth about me turning a blind eye to institutional racism!”

I don’t get how* someone can go into this profession having even racist thoughts dancing around in their head. Like, what did you think you were getting yourself into when you took this job, or even going through the certification process. Hell, my college had a class for all education majors called Schools, Society,…

Therapy is fantastic, so this better not be some veiled attempt to stigmatize it. There is literally nothing wrong with getting therapy.

How did the CDC present their recommendation? Unless they had a blonde shout it from a couch like Fox & Friends, there’s no way The Impeached One’s team would see it.

Gottlieb. *rolls eyes* I guess I have a follow up question with long, personal context.

Me: I’ll be 32 soon. I’ve called off 2 engagements and an additional near-engagement (marriage was agreed to, timing was not yet determined). The last relationship ended in November when I ended it. He is a smart, funny, loyal,…

omg,it’s like you know me!

Just chiming in to say: kudos to your mom for being better than her own mother.

“Regardless of the fact that their autonomy is frequently denied by figures society takes more seriously—men, cops, teachers, parents—it’s schoolgirls who outsmart authority, who know how to have all the fun.”