Even Hitler didn’t have music festivals with Blink-182.

Because Gawker Valleywag 3.0 Beta 2 needs an Outrage of the Week™ and Uber didn’t fuck up today.

Dear semi-professional pedant,

This is a post about how dumb I am. Do you like it?

Thrillist management was reportedly...

In 2017, do people really think there is a difference in the leaders of the Republicans and Democrats? They are cut from the same cloth, serving the same masters and fuckers of us all. They just tell different lies in their quests to attain power.

Actually “CEO” is a term that means “Chief Executive Officer”, and is usually the title of the person who leads a company, may it be big or small. Sometimes they scam their way to the top, but sometimes it actually does take hard work and accomplishment. Also they may not do the day-to-day nitty gritty, but managing…

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

FTFY.

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

This is the correct way to adapt Dune. How many seasons could they make out of all the material?

What is the ethnic makeup of the Gawker Gizmodo Media Group now?

Yeah, he totally deserves to get raped in prison because he helped people pirate some movies...