I Googled "Sexy Godzilla" and this came up. If it weren't so damned cold here in Ontario I would totally rock this look!

Jesus Christ, what a nasty, condescending, uneducated piece of garbage this article is. First of all, fuck you very much for judging those of us who choose to treat our pets like family. Second, if you were even minimally informed on the subject, you would know that commercial pet food has been show to contain the…

Currently searching for sugar mommy, to complement my sugar daddy status. Let it be known that there shall be no "children" and we shall take some pretty sweet vacations and buy tons of cool shit because we can.

Your last statement plus the username intheweeds made me guffaw.

When I was 17-year-old wide-eyed innocent straight out of school I took an admin/sales job in the village where my mum lived. It was a family-run travel agency, based out of their home, and I got to know them pretty well over the 8 months I worked there - 7 days a week oh my Christ what was I thinking?

Any dinosaur erotica that doesn't heavily feature Ian Malcolm is NOT the dinosaur erotica for me

At this point in societal evolution, the words "There's ________ porn?" do not need to be uttered. The answer is always "yes".

I find this reprehensible but as a starving artist I still submitted for this contest. Here is what i did for:

It's so interesting how good home lives are assumed in these kind of articles. I recently moved back home since I still haven't landed a job post-grad-degree. I moved back to an abusive situation, one that makes me depressed and suicidal at times. It was not an easy decision, but with my debt and my employment…

NORMALLY HULK WOULD SAY "HULK SMASH" IN THIS INSTANCE, BUT THIS TIME IT SEEM TOO EASY FOR HULK.

(I misunderstood)

Dr . Twinge said she had all this data proving I was narcissist

Oh, that pic is lovely but doesn't even begin to cover how gorgeous this family is. I give you: Trick'R Treating

How I instagram my food:

I'm okay with this.

"A study shows women who drink four cups of coffee a day are 20 percent less likely to suffer from depression — unless drinking coffee was something the two of you used to do together." - Seth Meyers, SNL

Fixed that.

My two cents: things you absolutely should have high standards about - the quality of someone's character, chemistry, the way he/she treats you, and having some major life goals in common (like being on the same page about having or not having kids, for example.) The stuff you should be less rigid about? Everything…

Captain Tightpants always knows just how to express my feelings.