As a connoisseur of goofy animal videos, let me present to you the best dog-hiding-from-bath video of all time:

You sound like you have invested an awful lot. I understand that dissertations are hard work, but it really sounds like you feel like you're being taken for granted.

I'VE DECIDED IT WOULD BE BEST FOR MY EGO IF I PRETEND THAT THIS IS AN AFFECTIONATE HOMAGE TO THE DAYS OF TELEGRAMS - STOP - IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IN MY OWN LITTLE TIME MACHINE AND ITS NAME IS DELL - STOP - I AM GETTING KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT MY LAPTOP AND AM NO LONGER DATING AN IT CONSULTANT - STOP - IF ANYBODY KNOWS…

I BET YOU'D WATCH IT THEN! SO WOULD I! THE BIG HUNGER BROTHER GAMES.

Speaking as a guy, a wet hole is not a wet hole. For example, while intoxicated I have never insert my gentleman's sausage into...

1. Open manholes are often wet (or at the very least moist).
2. A python's cloahca.
3. Sarlac pit
4. The tunneling end of an undersea drill bit
5. A sheep's business
6. A hole poked into mud
7.…

I don't understand why voluntary diets have to be so black and white and so strict with labeling. Suppose I am unhappy with supporting the meat industry. Don't I still do a lot of good by reducing my meat consumption by, say, 80%? Or suppose I am a strict vegan. Is all of my good work ruined if I eat one fudge bar?

Try cutting gluten and dairy. Seriously. It will make EVERYTHING go away. I wish someone had told me this years ago.

Well, add Huckabee to the long, long list of bigots who can't give me one single good reason why gay marriage is any of their damn business. Ask them how it impacts their god-fearin' hetero marriage and they'll blather on vaguely about history, tradition, the bible, etc. etc. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IT ACTUALLY…

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the internet - posting pictures of your cats/pets isn't spam, it's a requirement!

Now feeling extra shameful for naming previous cat The Cat.

I can tell my cat loves me. The other day she left a vomit of love on our expensive comforter. On the cream part, in order to really stain the love and make it permanent.

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

I wasn't sure whether you are a troll or not, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

That was a very close one. A little too close, what with all the GOP shenanigans.

This came across on Twitter via Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. 'Wendy of the House Davis'.

That is such a horribly great line. It should be on the invitation. Ya know, just as a reminder.

Okay, I'm really concerned about her. All the VH1 "therapy/rehab" shows have truly terrible track records when dealing with domestic violence (see Dr. Drew encouraging Tom Sizemore to gaslight Heidi Fleiss and accuse her of not wanting to Tom to get better.) Couples therapy is NOT a recommended clinical intervention…

This is the only rape/mugging analogy that is acceptable...