I think the next logical step in this peaceful, healthy debate / exchange is for capitalists to live in / be embedded in a laissez-faire capitalist country for 6 months. Sans any of the social democratic benefits they’ve expressed concerns about.

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Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Insurance should not pay out claims for un-belted occupants. Problem solved.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I dig all the complex bits. Not ugly at all—fascinating complexities formed in a wind tunnel or a complex modeling program somewhere. More, I say. More!

How is flat eartherism, of all things, having a moment? Is it maybe related to the fact that the same “I just feel like I know best” people all voted for a tv star to be president on the basis of “this should work.”

I’m quite certain Colin Kapernick has never said he’s oppressed. He’s fighting for those who are. Why is this a concept Republicans don’t get?

No, anyone who voted 3rd party for president is a moron. For other offices, fine, because there’s no electoral college. Winner-takes-all means that no 3rd party is going to even get a state, let alone the presidency. 3rd party candidates are not serious candidates, because they have no political base in state or…

Uh.. how was the 370 a refresh of the 350? It’s completely redesigned with a completely new engine?

Fittest president since Taft - Harold Bornstein

1. Donald Trump told the American people he would institute a Muslim ban:

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

hmmmmmm.....

Bans citizens from 7 predominantly Muslim countries from entering. Christians are excepted.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

No, a tiny percentage had weld problems, but when you are talking about hundred of thousands of batteries, it was still more than and acceptable number.

But does he respond to a phishing scam by resetting his password to “password”?

I didn’t say I hated it! Just that it was a sad and miserable box of shit. Big difference.

You forgot walking on water, curing the sick, bringing some guy named Lazarus back from the dead and resurrection.