I think the next logical step in this peaceful, healthy debate / exchange is for capitalists to live in / be embedded in a laissez-faire capitalist country for 6 months. Sans any of the social democratic benefits they’ve expressed concerns about.

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Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Insurance should not pay out claims for un-belted occupants. Problem solved.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I dig all the complex bits. Not ugly at all—fascinating complexities formed in a wind tunnel or a complex modeling program somewhere. More, I say. More!

How is flat eartherism, of all things, having a moment? Is it maybe related to the fact that the same “I just feel like I know best” people all voted for a tv star to be president on the basis of “this should work.”

I’m quite certain Colin Kapernick has never said he’s oppressed. He’s fighting for those who are. Why is this a concept Republicans don’t get?

No, anyone who voted 3rd party for president is a moron. For other offices, fine, because there’s no electoral college. Winner-takes-all means that no 3rd party is going to even get a state, let alone the presidency. 3rd party candidates are not serious candidates, because they have no political base in state or…

Uh.. how was the 370 a refresh of the 350? It’s completely redesigned with a completely new engine?

Fittest president since Taft - Harold Bornstein

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

I didn’t say I hated it! Just that it was a sad and miserable box of shit. Big difference.

I’m happy with anybody trying to get this stuff into production. I’m tired of watching people text in the car next to me on the highway.

Also, what kind of spunk are those male robots shooting out? Is Little Miss Wants To Fuck getting a warm basting of clam chowder up her hoohah when she goes and bangs Robot Strongchin? Have any guests died of toxic shock syndrome? What are the gay guests actually swallowing?

Terrible pad level. He must have learned that technique from watching Planet Earth II.

The point of articles like this is to enlighten them! No one is saying men need to be psychic (although you could argue simply understanding the golden rule does not a psychic make), but they also need to listen to and believe women when they try to explain these things.

And when something recognizably happens to a girl or woman after a prolonged period of harassment/abuse these are the same knuckeldraggers that whine, “well, why didn’t she stick up for herself sooner?! She LET it happen.”

Seriously? You think if I punched a guy for grabbing my ass there’s zero chance of him hitting me?