I have to say that while there's no excuse for his actions, it's pretty damn impressive to see him genuinely owning up to what he did and not only admitting that it was his fault, but also delivering a sincere apology and committing to doing anything he can to fix his behavior, all the while not asking for sympathy or…

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

make him pay AND notify animal control. Next victim could be killed.

Ha, I have the same family. The types who blame feminazis for the breakdown of society, who are staunchly anti-abortion but pro-death penalty, and who think Obummer is trying to take all their guns and bibles and jobs and give them to his Muslim buddies.

Red wine here too, with some carry-out Thai food and Meet The Robinsons. Why are holidays without family made to look so depressing? You get a day off, good television, alcohol, food, and no stress.

I'm drinking red wine and eating soy chorizo tacos (my thanksgiving salmon didn't defrost properly) while marathoning Harry Potter (I'm on 4!) and watching videos of Beyoncé dancing on YouTube alone in my apartment. So basically this is the best Thanksgiving ever?

I'll say it again...

Don't really care that some rich guy totals his rich guys toy. I'm thinking the proper response is a Nelson "Haa Haw...". Maybe learn to drive before you spend a mil on a car you can't handle.

Texas is the reason the McLaren's dead.

OMG SO MUCH YES, OBLIGATORY C7 HATCH FILLED PHOTOS:

Tesla Model S. Two large trunks. And a flat floor in the rear seating area.

Nissan EXA

both evolution and creationism requires faith

I know you didn't mean it to be read that way but I definitely read that as an injury from mental sports. "Yeah, I coulda gone pro but I really fucked myself up doing a crossword puzzle."

No-one gets hurt? Gay marriage it is then! Thanks, Pat.

So as long as no one ends up hurt, go for it?

When the grand jury closes without an indictment, every corrupt cop in the country will be emboldened in their efforts to continue being corrupt cops.

I think that hate groups should have to put up their member list. They can continue to discuss/be/do whatever they like under free speech. But, when you are a member of a police department and you belong to a hate group, you can't do your job. The End.

More and more, I feel it's important to completely replace most of the Ferguson police department, not just their leaders. The KKK connections. The lying. The fact that this officer had a history of problems. The lack of oversight. I know it's really a problem across the country, but we need to start somewhere. Why…