Okay, a few things:

I am going to buy this with every shred of my being. I don't even care if it's bad. I am so pumped.

Chevy quality? Rotor + rain + not moving = bad times.

They haven't gotten around to checking accident reports yet.

No. I don't see what kindness what shown in this made up story other than he asked politely for the mother to calm an upset child and she acted like she couldn't be bothered. I never said the mother's actions were correct. I am simply appalled that the OP's actions are being applauded. His actions did nothing but…

"Much less throwing around F-bombs while doing so."

You understand that this story is made up? There was no kid, no F-bombs thrown. We're having a meta-discussion about childhood, and adults who seem to take pleasure in the *completely made-up scenario* of "Got dang I SHUT THAT KID DOWN."

The answer here is that those…

All children, above and beyond the age of infant and baby, act like dicks sometimes. This is a fact. Regardless of the shining example of your sisters, I guran-fucking-tee they were both huge bitches on some occasion past babyhood.

actually it is exactly part of being a child. I have a 2.5 year old and she says please and thank you but she will throw tantrums when she wants something and can't wait or accept no as an answer which is 85% of the time. Because she can talk does not mean she understands social conventions. "Rude, screaming and…

"Fuck yea, OWWWLS *sppppbthh*"

What? Every single child in the world, was a rude, screaming, inconsolable little prick at some time. That's why it's called "childhood."

I'm not saying Andrew Luck is a monster, I'm just saying he lives in a castle in the clouds and will eat your children whole if they climb up a beanstalk and go wandering into his bubbling cauldron.

It's BECAUSE this story is faker than a Ray Rice apology that I'm able to enjoy it so. It's just a harmless revenge FANTASY, nothing to see here.

People like you who have to scan every single thing in the world through a left-right political prism are the absolute worst. It must just be exhausting and alienating.

"what ISN'T part of being a child is being a rude, screaming, inconsolable little prick"

... said the guy who clearly has never parented a child, and has an extremely fuzzy memory of his own childhood.

No, he was being a spiteful prick to the child. The mom wasn't the one who wanted a pie. She was the one with the perspective to understand that an acting-up child is not a national crisis.

It so didn't happen. The guy was probably in a Burger King, and a kid in line was whining to his mom about getting dessert. That's about it— rest is fiction.

Unless he decided to start paying some bills for this woman, it is not his place to tell her how to raise her child or to teach her a lesson on how to raise her child. And even though this is completely fictional, the response is astounding.

I guess you missed the third guy in the middle.

Camo never works as well as Milhouse thinks it will.

I propose that members of congress be dressed in the various options and put on the ground in Afghanistan to determine which camo is most effective. For science.