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Melissa Firebox
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I really like this penis crane.

bless your post.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

Fanning myself now.

#illuminati

33. Ability to summon gibbering insane, howling maws of twisted flesh from the non-Euclidean abyss beyond our plane.

Gives “which color nail polish?” serious consideration. For fingers and toes.

Does that thing with his tongue.