Whelp, I made it.  I’m officially too old to understand what the fuck is going on any more.  

Dude, every game you’ve ever played has had game breaking bugs. Sit the fuck down.

Hey, it’s almost like they can’t write about the bugs if they didn’t experience them.

It’s almost as if people have different experiences playing the same game on different consoles or computers in different time zones?

I just gotta be honest man, you sound completley insane and out of touch with the reality of game reviewing or game development

lmao. Do you know what “impressions” means?

I say this with a heavy sadness in my heart, but if the stock game makes your stomach turn, I highly doubt most VR works for you my friend. 

Man how old are you? What year do you think you're living in? Almost no games on pc require tinkering anymore unless they're very old games.

Wow, coming here from the Polygon review was a fun ride.

I mean, fair point overall. I won’t let a single review change my mind, but I will let this information temper my expectations. Kotaku is generally a shadow of its former self, and maybe even a shadow of that shadow. Agree that that is primarily what I come here for also. That said, John is one of the more intentional…

OR....A game is sorta advertised as one vibe/thing and having it change into something else midway sucks if you aren’t into whatever it is....Heaven forbid someone puts it out there as a warning to potential buyers to open up a discussion. Sorry you play games and have rose tinted glasses on everything you buy. 

If you’re this upset about a simple joke, imagine how upset the rest of the world is about the imperial system of measurement.

Farenheits brine was comprised of water and ammonium chloride, not the sodium chloride found in seawater. So yeah, it is kind of an obscure brine.

Easy, Francis. It is moronic that we don’t use the metric system.  

That is a truly bizarre hill to die on.

I mean, the headline specifically says ‘angry’, though.

Right, because gamers are well known for restraint and being even-tempered, particularly on social media.

Is this really THAT big of a deal? They tweeted something stupid that they shouldn’t have. Are the execs really saying to the dev teams ‘Fuck you, this is what we truly believe!’? No. This is a far removed from reality media team saying something dumb. All they had to do was say ‘sorry’ (which the media team seemed to…

You somehow come off as both an active red pill douchebro and the idiot grandpa who doesn’t understand that the world has changed since he hit his stride back in the 70s. “Eat some steak” like that shit doesn’t cost $30 at a basic steakhouse now (and is somehow medicinal???). I would almost wonder if it was supposed…

However long it takes... The combo of Ito’s visuals and Colin Stetson’s music gives me goosebumps just from the trailers, seeing it all in motion is overwhelmingly exciting.