Because he’s an actual leftist and they share the same anticapitalist values. 

THESE
ARE
THE BREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKS

Just be glad you can brainstorm a loose idea here on the handy interwebs where you are among friends. 

The problem there is that that robs us of a completely different kind of end-of-game drama. What happens when a team marches down the field and scores a go-ahead TD / FG with like 40 seconds left? They use their “make it, take it” on that one, and we’re screwed out of watching trying to get 45 yards in like 30 seconds…

Ehhhh, I’d say the rule would have to specify you need to be trailing to use your one per game. Otherwise a team with a narrow lead could fuck their opponent over by keeping possession with like 90 seconds left and just victory formation it.

It’s pretty good. My own idea is that the kicking team can announce “onsides attempt” and have a circular area marked off on the field where if they can get the ball to stop rolling while inside of that area, they get to keep it, otherwise the receiving team gets it. The nice thing about this is that there’s a lot of…

Problem is, if they haven’t already used it, a team scoring to take the lead under two minutes will just take it then and run out the clock, thus preventing the other team from answering.

This sounds fun. Maybe also charge them a time-out to up the stakes.

That’s pretty bad. So if I go up by 1 point with like 2 minutes left, I just get to take the ball and basically end the game? That’s shit my dude. 

Name checks out.

You have never sounded older or whiter, my friend.

Two stories to share, if that’s OK.

this sheer incompetence needs to be acknowledged in some way.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

You should have tried to refrain from making a joke like this, but I know you can’t control yourself any longer.

Trying to hold in my laughter in the library.  Silly, but really effective.  Thank you very much.

“I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases.”

I'll take three. For reasons which should be clear.

+1 The rhythm is going to get you

Hmm, 724 bucks. Looks like the vendor accidentally charged him the parking fee by mistake. The cost for two in-stadium beers should be less than half that amount.