While we’re at it, can we cancel the improper use of the term “begs the question?"

It's becoming increasingly possible that Jared Kushner is the Antichrist we've seen promised. 

...including a prized favorite that the right loves to trot around: Alveda King, niece of Martin Luther King Jr. (A nice reminder a few days away from his namesake holiday, that while King’s legacy of fighting for economic reforms and against imperialist wars lives on for millions, it does not in his niece, who is…

Yeah, I was just messing around. I actually dig what you’re putting down, though. I’m a “combustion” guy at heart, but I sure do roll ‘em pretty!

Agreed. Sometimes I use mesh-enabled sheet tracks from glaxxo-particulate shredders (no more complicated than long-stem cradle-churned cellupods, IMHO) and farm-raised globulant chaff from the Hellish Hog Hollow agri-bros and dispense into my own 5150 holes.

And once removed, the team starts winning.

This is Matt’s Naomi Wolf moment.

It’s more amazing to me that such a well-researched and thought-out article made no mention of this.

Why are we so surprised that all these self-immolating franchises are looking for a spark? Gotta remember to douse yourself with gasoline though first, fellas!!

Barry Sanders was beside himself.

Or...OR...It can be used at any time in the 1st half but only if you’re trailing in the second half. Or maybe it’s a dumb idea. You’re probably right.

DEMS DA BREAKS MY DUDE

How about each team gets one “make it, take it” possession after any score at any time in the game — so that teams down two scores can have a shot at the end, but only if they didn’t already waste the opportunity by using it too early and getting stopped. So after any score, one time per game, you immediately get the…

When a bunch of cyclists get together, the tension reaches Critical Mass.

It’s nice to have a brother to lean on, one you can invite on your podcast to clear the air. But sometimes it’s even better when Cousins reach out to see how you’re Thielen, especially after you Cook them with some Diggs.

One of my favorite things to ever happen was when my brother-in-law entered the local gas station with his young son, and the clerk at one point said to my BIL “No problem, boss.” As they’re leaving the store, my wild-eyed nephew looks up at his dad and says “Dad, are you really that guy’s boss?” Cutest shit ever.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

“..who “shadowed” Amari Cooper in this game in the same way ashes might look like a shadow when piled on the ground.”

Just imagine if Malcolm Gladwell used his powers for good!