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It’s pretty disrespectful but this is a linebacker who’s in the midst of a career change and recently opened up a cake shop. He really prefers to be known as London Fletcher: Baker.

So Fred Armisen is a LOCK to play this guy in the movie, right?

Unfortunately, hanger is blinding, and she also publicly accused the Postmates driver of stealing her food.

I don’t know why this cracked me up so much, but it did. Thank you.

This is time none of us will ever get back. Ever!

I made the classic mistake of commenting before reading what’s been gnawin’ at ol’ Jimmy T, and you're right -- Drew's got some ground to cover yet. 

If there’s a more perfect analogy than:

Seahawks at Steelers: Sometimes I eat the pineapple core. You probably shouldn’t do this. But I’ll be cutting up a whole pineapple and the core is sitting there, free for anyone to take. I can’t waste it. Tastes like pineapple-flavored wood pulp. Good for the rectum.

No word on whether Kawhi was laughing or crying when he heard this, despite his reportedly audible reaction and eyewitnesses.

“He really fooled that defender, JEEM. Pick up your seizure medication, young man!” - Phil Simms

Counterpoint:

You can’t be good at what you do if you don’t pour all of yourself into it.”- Hue Jackson

+1 absolute commitment to Whett’s beguiling backstory

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

“What did you say?”

Let’s get this lady and Antonio Brown in a room and have a talk with them.