I love this. Keep writing.

July 2018: “Tim Raines got into the Hall of Fame last year? How did that happen?”

Yeah but at least Eric Byrnes is a FIVE-TOOL tool. He looks like a tool, acts like a tool, talks like a tool, played like a tool and tweets like a tool.

In what world is Jeremiah Johnson, well known for the unwashed and vicious racism of its main character, better than The Revenant?

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/celtics/2019/03/31/denying-problem-racist-fans-needs-end/O56KrkYaabQftVUhTGRiDK/story.html

For a second I thought that we were going to assume that Bill Walton was Muslim.

I’m sure the Boston fans will treat a Muslim player well.

But he’s not the nominee right now. And we all need him to lose in the primary. If he doesn’t, we cross that bridge then. Until that time, smear this dumbfuck old dickface until he’s tired and needs a long nap.

At least the recently waived kicker has a law degree and is a full partner along with a couple of fellow athletes: PGA Golfer Aaron Baddeley and Italian sprinter Andrew Howe.

I never saw this before today:

Dammit just saw this after I posted my comment.

Maybe when he’s a famous rapper he’ll just go by “Miggs.”

I fucking love you, man. You are a great writer and that is one whale of a tale well told. Thanks for sharing it and delving so deeply and earnestly into what must have been hell. 

Holy shit. ROTY candidate.

“We love bat flips!” - Rob Manfred

I think Neil Young said it best: “Don’t let it bring you down. It’s only castles burning.”

You quack me up.

Deicide Huxtable is the perfect name for the year Bill Cosby may die in prison. And if Bill is murdered by a disillusioned former fan of the Cosby Show, it’ll be especially weird.