One of these girls were taken out to a shed in the middle of nowhere (by Keith Raniere) and brutally assaulted on a table while Raniere circled around and commented on the abuse and chatted her up like it was summer camp. Psychos, the lot of them.

You know who DIDN’T have a problem with this? Michigan State.

Based on the headline, I’d say the Yankees need to stop playing with feisty cats.

Jerry Hairball, Jr.

On Wednesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, Snoop and McConaughey told Jimmy many tales of raucous hi jinx on the set of the new Harmony Korinemovie, Beach Bum. One of them involves Snoop Dogg pulling a hilarious prank by switching out prop weed for “Snoop weed,” causing McConaughey to black out for half a day and record seven…

Why isn’t Jesus black?

Murders video game friend (by drone) for saying “cis male” when it was just just somebody asking if their sister had checked the mailbox.

My favorite part is when the apparently more hardcore of the two, Dark Shirt, straight up threatens to murder the security guard if he doesn’t hand back her scooter—and then the very next shot is of her popping a fuckin’ ollie as she rides away on that scooter. I don’t know what to say about this, other than that…

“...it’s always bullshit — 90 percent of the time.”

Not a remake, but The VVitch is a pretty damn good witch movie, is what I think Teena Burner is saying.

Corno Pronk could make a decent run in the Dragonwagon Region.

Jonathan Anomaly is as prepared as a 16 seed gets in taking on the #1.

Kevin Yang also has a “No Circumcision” plank in his platform, which is pretty solid. #4skin4prez #KeepTheSheath2020

Climate change, meanwhile, can wait. Why? Because, according to Wheeler, “most of the threats from climate change are 50 to 75 years out.”

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I know there were some questions about his leadership when he was younger, but D’Angelo is starting to show he really can get Basketball Men United.

Hot take: Both William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman are overrated as actors. Phew....needed to say that.

He certainly had his moments, but the 2014 fake interview with Tiger was a complete disaster. I’ll have to read some more of his fiction.

Incidentally, he made this record with Duane Allman (it’s on Duane’s anthology albums) and it’s pretty fucking awesome.

I don’t know which casual pose in sports looks the coolest, but if we’re talking music, I’ll go with jazz flute. Just take a gander at Herbie here, shirtless and wielding his tooter like a fucking ancient whip: