The woman in question—Chequita Jenkins—and her opponent, John Chapman, both reportedly admitted to Johnson later that they had allowed their tempers to get the best of them after having waited in line for 10-20 minutes waiting for more crab legs to be brought out.

He’s always been a bit scattered.

Everybody’s gonna look really stupid a few weeks from now when the investigators determine that Zion Smolleted the shoe on purpose.

I read somewhere once that just about the worst reaction to someone saying they don’t watch something, or don’t know about something, is to act incredulous upon learning this and giving the kneejerk “WHAT?!? HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE/SEE/HAVE DONE.KNOW ABOUT THIS?!? response. Since then (about 10 years ago or so?) I try to…

If that had been DeShaun Watson, local authorities could’ve expected a 911 call.

Welcome to the pervert club. Seriously, though — she made some great scenes. Really diverse.

Surprising, though, with a DeArmond involved.

Stanley wears his jersey like a frown
He’s called Turnover Jesus ‘cause we like the name
And they’ll send him to another racist town

Are the Sixers going to give Boban some real minutes? Doc hated giving him minutes because he gets winded pretty quickly, but I’d hope the Sixers would free the dude a bit when Embiid isn’t on the floor and needs a rest.

So glad he didn’t turn out to be a murdery pervert.

No one’s asking Gyllenhaal to be the most talented actor of his generation; he’s attractive, after all, so people will enjoy watching his face on screens big and small. He should have stuck to making movies like that: feel-good dumb ones, instead of try-hard bad ones.

I chuckled. 

Agile Faller

Always Highlight Truthers.

Counterpoint: don’t commit to a kicker.

You had me at “...was filming a scene for Apt Pupil.”

Donkey Doug.

Eryan Ilyasova looks like an unholy blend of James Franco, Fred Ward and Gheorghe Mureșan.

According to Lisa Futterman, the wholesale account manager for Chicago’s Pastoral Artisan Cheese, Bread & Wine, the answer is an unequivocal yes. “Without question. Only [skip it] if you really, really don’t like it. There is no reason not to.”