"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

The best part is: every single one of those people, in the same position, would switch sides for like ten grand and a pack of gum. I'm a Boston fan, but Ellsbury is right to take that contract, and there's nothing traitorous about it.

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

"Sex."

He's had trouble getting gigs since his regular venue shut down.

Is she single?

Before voting for Vodka Samm, watch this story on the aftermath. Then vote “no”. Then go vote "yes" for Rocket Frog.

Bocce is played on gravel, like a peasant. Lawn bowling requires staff to maintain the lawn, and therefore is preppier.

Does anyone deserve a life sentence for a non-violent offense...ever?

Here's a proposal for all high school, college and professional sports team whose mascot is based on a caricature of a human being or group of human beings: don't wait for an uproar. Maybe you should start thinking about these things proactively to understand if you might be offending someone. I don't pretend that…

This is fantastic writing. No one could say more with fewer words, Greg. This is why we read.

Listening to Cooper's apology, it became clear to me that his parents were disgusted with him and embarrassed by his actions which he felt terrible about. i do believe Cooper will change for the fact that he doesn't want to shame his parents again and feel like a piece of shit like he did when they told him how they…

Spot the Sociopath is a fun game, and I agree that the label applies to Incognito. In the sound bite of him talking about "weathering the storm," he is completely nonchalant. The team asking him to "toughen up" Martin was the green light for him to be the shitbag that he would probably be all the time if it were…

Bert's middle name, of course, is Dundunn.

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…

Robot Wins At Rock-Paper-Scissors Every Single Time, Immediately Becomes Broncos' Featured Running Back