The incredibly filthy putback dunk is why Shawn Kemp is no longer welcome to the communal guacamole.

Quite the same thing in the military. On a sub, I loathed probably 85% of the other guys. It gets really Mean Girls really quickly. I even got into it with my close friends sometimes and we had to be separated.

Then I went to another boat and it was super chill and everybody got along and it was a pretty big culture…

Usually I spend the majority of the article looking for things to make jackass comments about. I got nothing this time. Really great article and insight into the pseudo-macho cliques that form around sports. You're not so bad, Loaf.

A true Schiano man helps his opponents off the turf, and in so doing transmits MRSA to them. This explains the new sign everyone taps on their way out of the locker room: "PLAY LIKE A CONTAGION TODAY!"

The first sentence of that paragraph?

interesting* fact. if you go to the uk and want a milky way you have to buy a mars bar - however there is a milky way in the uk but it is almost identical to a 3 muskateers. there is no 3 muskateers bar in the uk, french cunts you see.

He's obviously leading his troops into battle like a good Little General.

It's a better Hornacek, actually.

To avoid this in the future, Brandon Marshall should pick his next fight with Floyd Mayweather.

1. Royal Tenenbaums

Mike Pereira sure carries a lot of water for King Ginger to be a former NFL employee.

Grumbling Grambling's Gambit a Gamble

here's Ron Washington spilling coke all over his desk.

Cardinals fans still wear Albert Pujols jerseys to the game because they miss him.

Hmmm. Lemme try a few:

Jesus, talk about a reporter with an inflated sense of self-worth.

I'm not even going to pretend I read this. Just hit the fucking star and recommend this comment.