He stole a fucking brain!

So I guess Bill James dresses up for Halloween in blackface as Terence Mann.

What the hell is he trying to do, start a Twitter Win Above Replacement?

The way I remember it, the Cowboys beat the Packers, beat the Seahawks and then won the 2014 Super Bowl against New England, so...

And yet nobody takes a photo of Phyllis from The Office to show she’s working retail now...

Fair. One thing he probably hasn’t learned is how to dribble out the clock to force OT, so there’s that.

May I humbly submit Collin Sexton?

“Hope you had a good BALL-oween, precious kiddies!”

Not the first time football players have started fighting after the whistle was blown.

The complete tattoo says “Fear No Dyson.”

If “Tom WHOOPING COUGHlin” is the only thing of value to emerge from the Cryptkeeper piece all year, I’ll be happy.

We are like 99.99% percent sure he murdered someone, because he was convicted of killing Odin Lloyd and no one really disputes this, and he seemed to enjoy shooting people. We are also about 99% sure he murdered more than one person, even though he wasn’t convicted of additional murders/attempted murders.

“Chaos is order yet undeciphered.”

Some of that is fair. I really can’t handle O’Neill either and prefer Cone and Singleton (with smattering of Ruocco, Al and Flash) for the game broadcasts. But his show is decent. I was wondering more why people hate him so. I hate Joe Buck because he’s a smarmy, vain, entitled fucker who lies through his teeth and…

I may be in vast minority, but I will never understand the hatred for Michael Kay. I know his face is eminently punchable and he’s a notoriously picky eater with plenty of bad opinions about food, but I actually dig his radio show and the YES network simulcast — which is certainly a lot better than Mike Francesa yellin…

According to the recollection of another of Kavanaugh’s drinking buddies, Chad Ludington, and details from a police report obtained by the Times, Kavanaugh’s group instigated a fight with a man named Dom Cozzolino while having beers following a UB40 concert.

Another important distinction: An immediate investigation turned up no evidence in Thielen’s case.

The angry, emotional incredulity. No worries....it was a bit of a reach.

Who wore it better? Adam Thielen or Brett Kavanaugh?

“Imma MAD...at rePORTers!” - Mike Gundy, man, (over) 40.