In that more just world, they would probably still cheer for the Washington White Nationalists, but no one would notice. 

Regardless, MacArthur’s arguments are a textbook case of what writer Moira Weigel identified as the “The Straw Girl” a technique that “posits the existence of a hypothetical observer who is conflating things that should not be conflated. It discredits the testimony of real women by implying that other, imaginary,…

If Tom Arnold is a “brutal angel,” then it’s ironic that Roma Downey got Touched by an Angel.

We are no longer in the prime timeline anymore.

I’d quickly switch off my ancient TV when my parents were coming toward my room to check on me — and I’d already pretending to be sleeping, but those old tube TVs would still be fucking HOT AND GLOWING for like 10-15 seconds after you shut it off, so they’d always catch me.

I mean, it says “Predator” right on the guy’s clothes that he wears to work.

My live fantasy football draft was in Climax.

Listen — I’m from Coxsackie, NY, and the least you assholes can do is give my hometown a little fucking shout-out when you talk about our virus.

This scumbag couldn’t even control himself from nasty outbursts during the trial. Imagine him sitting there quietly while they lambaste him? He won’t. He’ll reveal even more of his disgraceful character and hopefully get gagged in front of the court.

“Why did it have to be EDDIE?” - Henry Chinaski

It’s insane and stupid and unnecessary and ill-advised and demeaning, but the fact that it’s not realistic at least makes it comical. “I’m going to blow snot on you, piss on you from an adjacent stall and watch while you take a dump” is much worse.

If only defensive lineman were forward-thinking enough to trust Tom Brady’s patented BodyGravity Negative Weight Dispersal Control System™, they could never get penalized and wink the fuck right out of existence if a ref even GOES for a yellow flag.

Hence the Kinja logo, or did you not notice?

Jeez. Sounds like that Jupiter house had all the party essentials, with the glaring exception of a set of tits and a blowtorch to light them with.

My grandfather chose the perfect time to leave this world; he saw the Eagles celebrating at Tom Brady’s expense, and he peaced before it could sink in and make Eagles fans act like even bigger assholes.

You’d be correct.

Psyched for this, Jeff! Good luck and thanks for all the hard work on this one.

He was arrested for a separate shooting while he was out on bond but did not actually shoot someone out of bond.

What? ToDumb

The first player younger than I am is/was Alex Rodriguez (July 27, 1975). I was born the day before. I’ve known this for a long time and I tried to tell him this in NYY Steak one day before a game but he was being rushed out the door by his people. He actually dressed and played in the 1:05 p.m. game despite giving a…