Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

I love how refusing to visit a draft dodger in the White House is somehow disrespectful to the troops. Not to mention our commander-in-chief once ridiculed a gold star family, a war hero and said he “knows more than the generals.” Yeah, he respects the hell out of the troops.

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut

The kids are alright.

Adopted son, very likely abused by Dad. Not excusing his actions but he was created by his farther. He deserves any sentence he gets but in addition to that, any sentence he gets should be tacked onto Jerry’s as well.

Nonsense.

It’s going to be so awesome when, at the next Knicks home game, an injured Willis Reed unexpected limps out of the players tunnel and, as the crowd goes wild, totally kicks Nolan’s ass.

Eat all the dicks, please.

when the south park guys are all “we can’t make fun of this anymore…”

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

He might not be able to, but Bannon and the other nutjobs around him have that ability and all it takes is for one of the to put the bug in his ear and we could all be fucked.

I love how the camera just lingers over the car for ten seconds, letting the viewer appreciate just how nice of a car this is, and how awful it would be if something happened to it...

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

The American way.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

And, you’re not trying nearly hard enough, dear.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.