There are days I wish I was capable of caring about stuff that way. I mean, can you imagine? I think the entire NFL could fold and it would merit a shrug.

The starting Duke guard of 2030.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

so because he’s not a woman, people should be free to attack Kurt Eichenwald? That’s crap.

It’s almost as though it’s some kind of commentary on the pointlessness of collecting useless shit in video games...

He could have been prosecuted from jump. Ham sandwich or something. Care? Y’all know he’s white, right? Killed a black kid. He doesn’t have to care about anything, not about killing Mike Brown and for damn sure not about being prosecuted for killing Mike Brown.

Where are the fathers?

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Human nature. Sort of like Republican pro-lifers demanding their mistresses get abortions.

I get the sense there are a lot of media “progressives” out there who lose that progressivism right quick if it negatively affects them in any way.

The connection between Knight and Trump is more than superficial. I’m an IU grad living in Indiana, but I wasn’t born here. To the old timers here, Knight and Trump represent the same thing.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

This is totally inaccurate:

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

Potential 2017 Jets starter Brock Osweiler.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

6-1 win and/or blown 4-0 lead comes down to one play? sure. right. got it.

The biggest frustration for the Mets and their fans has been, after all this time and effort, Tebow’s continued refusal to go past 2nd base.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!