To be fair, this is basically one of football’s greatest highlights. The fact that NFL films hasn’t given it the full treatment is outrageous.

Little known fact, Adam was a grower not a show-er. So, for his part, I kinda get it.

>at least it ain’t Philadelphia

Too late for this to be a convention talking point? “Hillary and Obama won’t even say dolphin let alone take back the America’s oceans from them!”

He misses the country he was born into which featured his cellar birth to a father with a third grade education and no safety net of any kind. I mean, that country sounds really shitty!

It is certainly more coherent than anything else he had to say and Jesus doesn't even exist!

Because Trump just says, “Tim will be there for us. He’s terrific. I bought his helmet at an auction once. Unbelievable guy.”

He won and he was their guy who never went on to something better. He bought into amd encouraged the insular culture of Penn and they bought into him. In college football that’s enough. Nick Saban could personally violate baby Jesus on the state capital steps and half of Alabama would give him a pass.

>think you could be pro Penn State and against child molestation.

This point would be relevant if it was just the guy’s opinion but he is citing court records and testimony which he can’t make up. I don’t bother to even read his opinion because the actual documents he cites are damning enough. You are gonna need a lot more salt.

Which would be totally relevant but we gave up our tradition of golden retriever torture spectacle years ago!

>as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake

This is mental. How could he think, “I bought my way in to a game at which I actively didn’t belong and snagged a ball from a person who had actually earned their way in!” Was a story anyone wanted to hear? He should have spent the $1,000 on therapy.

Inflated sense of importance? Why, whatever do you mean? This is a guy who describes Turner Field as the, “place I put up my best numbers.” Yes, that’s what it is all about! I mean does he even actually like baseball?

That’s perfect given that on Hample’s twitter feed he hypes the "fan's request" that he and marlin man take a selfie at a game. Perfect for each other.

The funniest thing about the Simmons article is that he seemed to believe that either one of these players would have the slightest influence on where basketball is, “headed as a sport.” Big thinking dog whistles this guy.

This is great work and an absolutely stunning, almost unbelievable oversight if it is correct. It was always a risky move to “beta” such a critical feature and I suspect going to mean a lot of trouble for them. Plus, frankly, they should not have needed a beta test to see this problem.

Man I find it really distasteful when companies throw in a bit of marketing in a situation like this:

This makes sense only if their next announcement is the development of a time machine.

This is what I don’t get. The same folks who claim gub’mint overreach if someone tries to regulate the toxic run off from a pig shit pond roll over like $2 hookers if it means that they will get to watch a couple games from a luxury box.