Nope, it’s $1 beer & souvenir bat night.

“Protective ice coating” is one of my family’s favorite jokes.

William Steig is awesome. Sylvester and the Magic Pebble is still one of my all-time favorite kid books.

So these just the coconut water ones, and they’re not replacing the regular pops, correct? I’m all for gender equality but nobody better mess with my Sir Isaac Lime pops.

I developed plantar fasciitis last year and it’s a fucking curse, but I finally caved and bought some oiled leather Birkenstock clogs and the Gizeh EVA sandals and I am in LOVE with them. I plan my outfits around the damn shoes because I never want to wear anything else. Even my expensive Asics and Saucony running…

We jet to New York City, to the layer of Benedict Cucumbersandwich.

Yes, that stuff (or Bon Ami) rocks!

Better yet, get one with a handheld head so you can actually clean the chipped, stained tub more efficiently.

I would totally sign up for that, and not just because of your avatar.

According to the NYT story, he invited a bunch of women to go on the sub but she was the only one who took him up on it, since she’d been trying to interview him for months. Basically, he was in the mood to kill a woman and she was there. Nothing personal.

Thank you. I had the same thought.

I just emptied my bank account to pay taxes a few days ago, so I’m considering all kinds of creative ways to bring in some cash at the moment. I’m far too old and fat to be a sugar baby, however.

I eat mostly plant based and yeah, the gas is a thing.

She is stunningly beautiful (model and working actress). Successful businesswoman (145 employees)

While that’s very inspiring and all, I have to question the strategy of going nude in the jungle and exposing that much of one’s skin and orifices to parasites, rash-causing plants, etc.

Deena Kastor didn’t even make the top 25? Yikes.

Well, the bar is not set very high.

I legit expected it to end up being a cockroach that had taken up residence.

My mom is addicted to bird cams, especially now when it’s nesting season. She texts me updates.

OMG, I loved Cricket.