I'm assuming you have never lived in Britain?

Its all the damn animals. I don't mean the ones in the cages either.

Flippin Irish, with your cups of tay and your Celtic Tigers *exit, pursued by bear*

It's a spade because obv I was hardXcore at 17 years old. Used to hang out with a 20-something Juggalo who had the hots for me and maybe/maybe not traded some BJs for beer. He had a 'tattoo artist' friend who owed him a 'favor' (drug money) and was like "omg grl i can hook you up with a free tat ilu." Being a very…

It was ALWAYS the Hokey Cokey. ALWAYS. Flippin Yanks, with your cheesedoodles and your hippity hop *shuffles off mumbling to self*

See, we are a small branch office. And rather than talk to people, someone simply put this pic up in the loo. (Captions run from totally wrong to correct usage)

Cats just don't understand, 'yo

Weird question here. ARE you trying to learn Italian? Because every year I announce that I will master a language and every year something fouls me up. With Italian it was the weird app that kept changing gender/tense rules on me midstream so I would think I was doing well and blammo... "you have failed this level.…

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This is the worst spam ad. Literally everyone has already seen Miley Cyrus' face and MORE. ALL BORING.

I think he IS a fedora and doesn't want to be in a relationship where he feels used. This list just has "Sentient Fedora" written all over it.

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I just pay an elderly lady to pop up randomly at my house and nag me about my unhealthy choices. "It's 4 in the afternoon on your day off, and just look at you smoking a cigarette in your pajamas. How many hours have you spent on Jezebel today? Couldn't go to the gym because you were too busy reading about the demise…

Dearest Mark,

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

No words, just edits.

When I saw the headline, I thought it the reason was because someone asked for less ice in their drink and then complained there wasn't more alcohol.

It seems crazy to you because it's counter to the image- and simulacra filled society we live in. Islam, you have to remember, was famous for the motives it introduced in buildings, tiles, and artwork.

It's true. I grew in a Somali Muslim household (and with the exception of our TV and family photos) didn't have other pictures in the home (I kept my mags in my closet, alongside my sexuality) because of my mother's obsessive need to become more and more Muslim in a non-Muslim environment. Some folks take it a tad too…

"Nice tities"