I think you meant perfection.

"So help me I will turn this car around...."

Please don't forget to light at least one backwards. Mmmmm filter-stench!!

I like this one of the eyebrow lady better.

Well, 50+ hour work weeks

circumcision is when a dick is filed down into a point, yes.

I worked in a weekend warrior hot spot for four years, and Fisher-Price My First Banking Job™ people are the most despicable, entitled asshole customers in the world. People really do swallow that Eyes Wide Shut finance sector bullshit whole cloth and act as though they are a new race of Übermenschen because they had…

Imagine the highest-charting reggaeton jam you can think of, and replace all the instrumentation, except the tooth-rattling bass, with that farty MIDI trumpet sound from entry-level Casio keyboards.

I think you mean, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

But its so good \_(ツ)_/¯

You're right. THAT group of anonymous commentors is clearly more informed and believable than THIS group of anonymous commentors.

While I guess his work has stood the test of time, I think you're somewhat harsh in condemning a guy, just because he dislikes Shakespeare.

Yes. Thank you. It's about time someone based a Saturday morning cartoon on Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip.

The guy is a regular William Butler Yeast.

Ground control to Major Dog

NO BUT BENJAMIN GHAZI IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO AND IT'S A SHAME THAT SHILLARY CLINTON HIRED BARACKETEER OBAMA'S MUSLIM TERRORIST HITMEN TO HAVE HIM KILLED SO THAT NO ONE WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THE FALSE FLAG CHEMTRAIL RE-EDUCATION STORMTROOPERS THAT STOLE CLIVEN BUNDY'S FREEDOM COWS TO USE AS TEST BEDS IN CLIMATEGATE…

Nothing turns me on more than the thought of filling my snatch with window caulk that dries based on the evaporation of toxic solvents.

As a member of team cat I would also like to submit a request that they add in Aiden Gillen with a kitten.