Douche rose? Casa-no-no? Puke-er up?

Raspberry Bellend

"...slept with 200 women...". Er, no. Slept with 200 girls maybe, but as a grown-ass woman I gotta say, I wouldn't fuck this pale, scrawny little child with my cousin's pussy.

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

OH and all the ninjas cutting onions in this joint!

Oh my god you guys! The single dad one!

Even commenting on it proves you're a nipple racist.

that tattoo.....

Do these powers have anything to do with inhaling vast amounts of food and wanting to hump questionable objects? Because if so, I totally acquire those powers.

Women who participate in hook up culture actually just really enjoy attaching monitors to computers, speakers to home theaters, trailers to hitches, pumps to filters.

Every woman yearns for children. 'Children' is a broad category that includes baby dragons and the endearing sound of silence.

I prefer my flirting to start off with self-deprecating humor. Then after I get the laugh and connection I continue until she walks away.

Hasn't worked so far.

Big glasses is where its at. 99% of the time when I get hit on the opening line is "hey, I dig your glasses."

3) - Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: Extended Cut - The Mouth of Sauron.

Ass to mouth? No, wait, I think it means at this moment.

Go home Lance, you're drunk.

Polar bears need all the help they can get

14 is 35 in Belgian school children years.

Reason with it

That's what my gynecologist said to me.