It was meant to be pubic!

He forgot the proverb "Don't look a gift wife in the vagina"

UH KYOSUKE BEIN' A JOURNALIST HERE, WRITING JOURNALISMS

Nothing tastes as good as hunchback feels.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

This is completely ridiculous. What a farce. I am outraged. Everyone knows Canadians don't play tennis. How are you supposed to bounce a tennis ball on a glacier? What do they use for a net, an iceberg? Seal clubs make terrible rackets. Somebody needs to account for this terrible reporting.

I can't believe no one has made the "teach me how to doggie" joke yet. You guys are off your game today.

This is the first thing that came to mind.

+1 for referencing the Nome King!

Hey, there's some weird tricks, and attractive people hate them.

This guy?? You're damned right!!

You've done the impossible—made fetch happen.

Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.

OR

*cue white people saying "EXCEPT that James Bond comes from a novel featuring a white man from the UK. The author who created him created a drawing of the character, who is clearly white.

While I can appreciate the sentiment, I would hope that people can allow a little leeway for non-native speakers. What can look like "dumb" mistakes sometimes is just that someone isn't totally fluent in the language.

Clever girls

multi-part mini-documentary

We're going to have to get a time machine back to the 90s to explain this fully.

Space bears.

I've heard of 40 year olds who refuse to leave the nest before, but this is just ridiculous.