Kinja ate my pic:

"Courtney, I see you as a neon pink stegosaurus"

猿もアイ木アから落ちる。

INSEMINATE!!

"Is Prince Philip about to lurch round the corner and ask if I'm Lenny Henry?"

An NSFW would be good here, there are naked lady pictures. I hope the IT guys are happy.

If you know how to sew you could buy 2 yards of a very expensive fabric to make it and still come in well under half that price. The pattern is so simple it would make an ideal first project for a beginner. It's essentially this with added length

Am I the only one who looks at this and sees DJ Uterus with Fallopian tube arms scratching two ovary records?

Gadot... just who I've been waiting for :3

I cannot beleive you would end this story with a reference to Miley, even if that's for "perspective". Since my great grandfather was murdered during La Violencia, my perspective of this is plain contempt and disgust; so I'm going to give you much unsolicited advice on how to write about conflict:

Wait, you DON'T have a chip on your shoulder?

As a tax paying Brazilian, I disagree with this. Billions of taxes ARE being used in education, housing, and investment for employment right now. Lots of people are no longer living in poverty. Housing investment is so far reaching now that even people rather close to the upper middle class get a piece of the pie. I…

Last week I had a nightmare about online dating actually. I dreamed I was looking for a new dog on petfinder and they had changed the site so the dogs could message YOU. So I made a profile describing m life and the dog I was looking for and the next day I had 200 messages from totally innapropriate dogs who hadn't…

What, no K-love? Oooh, Jezzies, you just don't know what you're missing:

Awful.We cared not one iota for the main character. Sleeping around and generally being an obnoxious airhead hardly appeals to our investment in time for this trash.

I realize I am late to this party but...Jason Momoa...

What I don't understand is why we're still having this discussion while His Royal Bowieness still lives and breathes.

My vote. All of my votes. Every vote from now until the end of time, and I'll write him in for president too.