Textbook demon face.

♪ LIKE A WREKKKKINNGG BAAAWWWLLL ♪

Hey fellas (YEAH)

LOL I'd have a copy of 'Green Eggs And Ham' open on my coffee table and start intellectualizing it.

It has. ;-)

She lands all the Axls...

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Dip 'em in paint and make a fuckin' rainbow noodle poster out of 'em.

"Aw yeah, Sun. Did you rise just for me? How'dya like to shine your luminous beams all over my naked body? I know the latitudinal coordinates for a topless beach you could meet me at. Wait! Why you hiding behind that cloud? I'm just trying to pay you a compliment. Bitch! I like the moon better anyway!"

Cheryl Haase has been serving cocktails at Foxwoods for over 20 years...

I'm just glad that SOMEONE was listening during all of those phone conversations with my mother.