Or naked mole rats? Where's the cute knit-a-cosy group for them?

Your mum is the best!

I'd MUCH rather have something awesome made by science on my hand than something accidental from the ground.

Aha! Anti-Semitism!

SNUFKIN. He was my favourite moomin character.

I crocheted my man a scarf using fancy-pants merino wool because you know, winter is damn cold, and he is a cheapskate that only buys acrylic scarves and then complains. He complained the scarf I made him is TOO HEAVY.

So much like Missy!

Re the he* addendum, I find for exes 's/he/it' contracts quite nicely to 'shit'.

I hit a kangaroo. Even though it hopped away I cried and called my parents from the side of the road and made them come find me and my parked car to help look for the roo :(

You sound strangely calm about this jumpy infestation. Spider mind control, I presume.

Karlie Kloss' messy bob looks sexy, mine makes me look homeless. What am I doing wrong? Is it the sneer-pout that I'm lacking?

Dry wedding? I did a 24-hour flight on a dry airline. Royal Brunei, never again.

I laughed for a whole ten minutes straight after seeing that. So good.

I work with academics. Mostly male, white, middle-class psychoanalysts (I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest these are the worst kind of academics). This site is making me weep with sympathy.

My great aunt was a missionary dentist in Papua New Guinea back in the day. So, while I do not condone her support for missions I forgave her because she was at least doing some non-religious work while she was there. Well, I don't know, maybe she told them rinsing with Jesus keeps cavities at bay.

I have such conflicting opinions on missionaries. On one hand, fuck you and your religion. On the other, I am studying a part of linguistic history that no-one bothered to document except the missionaries, because they were trying to convert locals using their own languages. So without them, I'd have very little to…

For. Real. The prices they ask for clothes no better made than Primark or H&M is unbelievable.

Student discount is a powerful persuasion.

Gothy neuropsychology girl, call me.

Max Rebo! Best.