CUTEST. If you ever need a London-based dogsitter, let me know.

HA.

Good point! I didn't see any definitions of how they measured life length. Was it self-reported by the participants?

I don't understand the connectition between Byrnes and suster ngesot! Was Byrnes an abused nurse who had her legs broken and then was killed, so has to crawl around in the afterlife? A suster ngesot can probably drive better than Byrnes, broken legs and all.

I don't have a dog, please can you hug your dog for me, too?

I'm writing this down for any future pub quizzes.

Movies go from silent to talkies, then colour!

Oh, you win all of today. For sure.

Nooooo way! I love Marceline.

I had none.

I work amongst academics (admin4lyf) and my white, upper-middle class, elderly male boss was complaining to me because the course his daughter wants to do next year has no-one on the decision panel he can influence to get her in easy. Good! That's because they choose applicants on ACADEMIC MERIT, douche, not who their…

Preach! A man wearing cheap deoderant marketed at teenage boys? You're voted off the island, mister.

Plot: She hates yoga, is allergic to organic/vegan anything, and she works for a company that makes t-shirts with sexist slogans. Then she falls in love with stubbly Whole Foods employee (with an MA in Women's Studies) who makes all his own clothes and also sews re-usable sanitary pads for a local women's shelter. Her…

My Brazilian bf laughs at my Melissa obsession. What drives me crazy is the lack of a UK Melissa online shop; the majority of Melissa shoes available here are the expensive design collaboration ones (VW) and not their standard ones. Although I'm glad Melissa have created their own affordable jelly shoe line, Mel, for…

And scarf is only an entry-level fight. It feels like I'll never reach Crochet Level: Sock Heel.

Hahahahaa true story. Mind STILL tend to look like that if I try and do a fancy stitch.

Oh mannn there's a gif of all her pictures that shows exactly HOW samey they are, hang on I'll try to link...

Seriously! I read her slutever blog, her Vice exploits etc so I GET THE HUMOUR but I really don't think this is the right person for a Jezebel column at all.

I feel like you have properly captured the essence of Australian diphthongs with your "PRAAOORWWNS". We don't like things to be one syllable, the word 'no' has about 3.

I swooningly posted this to facebook and had 2 guys I know get all up in arms because their masculinity got threatened. For fuck's sake.