one might even say it is ironic.

Gold Aventador? Bish please.

That's a pretty sweet apartment building?/warehouse? that person gets to look at everyday.

Also, grocers know that white folks like myself will gladly pay twice as much for pork belly.

that ain't no truckboattruck.

This is true of every living thing.

scrolled through a ton of comments and saw no reference to the 7th Flo' Crew. Pretty surprised, also surprised Barry made no reference to it .

See: Rousey, Ronda

Is the Wisconsin Butterfly the cheddar version of the Tuscaloosa Dumpling?

The amputee is a former Marine. Google marine amputee and it will probably autocomplete with underwear model.

Most people who quit take more than one attempt, so if you're not initally successful, keep at it.

doxy, unless you're a kid, then amoxicillin (penicillin) or erythromycin.

If it were only that simple. People with really bad breath have shit living in the spaces between their teeth and gums. You can smell it for days after an encounter. That smell your dad or uncle or grandpa had, that's from the shit living in their gums.

More importantly, the dick ain't the symphysis.

Despite the highly questionable or objectionable parenting, the worst part of this is that some D-bag plastic surgeon out there is not only willing to perform the procedure, but also profit from it. Nice job, sturgeon.

"A little birdshot in the face never killed anybody." -Dick Cheney

Aquafina bottle. How appropriate.

Mmmm ... Probably not, though.

Yeah, I was all "No! Don't take it out !"

Top left is pretty close, points off for the bladder.