'GO SEE A THERAPIST, SYDNEY LEATHERS. DO NOT POSE FOR BIKINI PHOTO SHOOTS OR GO ON HOWARD STERN OR LET SOME GUY FUCK YOU IN THE ASS ON CAMERA'.

vision quests. busted.

Can't believe how unbelievably stupid he is. If you're gonna do someone, the body has to disappear. This dumbass obviously hasn't seen The Wire.

Once in college for a Spanish class we had to write a description of ourselves. I wrote whatever I wrote, it had no mention of race. I'm white. My roommate, also white, wrote for his second line: Soy una persona blanco. It really amazed me how it never occurred to me to describe myself as white, mainly because…

Unrelated to post - Oh my gosh you guys you gotta listen to this Chinese immigrant's story on Radio Times w Marty Moss Coaine(sp?)

You're kind, thanks. But no need to apologize. Lindy's basic assertion was rando dogs don't need to be at your average office, which I think is appropriate and reasonable. The only real jobs I've had would never have allowed it and I can't imagine working at a Paul Frank type place that encourages it. I never…

Thanks for that. I needed some forgiveness.

yeah. my ham-fisted attempt to make interweb comments fell short and rather flat. as usual. I read "I'm a cat person and dogs aren't as cool." I've never brought my dog to work, nor would I unless he was a therapy dog. You all are better at the internet than me.

I long for the day when Rhinos display the heads of David Hausman and rando poachers on their walls.

Until you have a real dog, one that can back down an attacker and still follow your child around asking for treats, that has to be within one arm's distance of you whenever you're around, until you have a dog like that, you won't understand.

Definitely scrotum.

'Hey y'all, I just like to call Black people negguz y'all...'

J TF C. lawlz.

In 2007, NPR reported that less than 25% of each class graduated.

He just needs to take some more Enbrel for his moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. Or, he can cry himself to sleep in his gigantic piles of cash.

Are you serious? Putin has people poloniumated from thousands of miles away on the reg. He just told Russia he was going to be president again, despite a large portion of the country disliking it. He definitely bitched Kraft and took that ring, no doubt.

This seems fishy. Why would the Pats and Mr. Boring himself Coach Belichick make this move if they weren't asked politely to do so by Roger Goodell? This makes no fucking sense at all.

Clearly you don't do the Olympic lifts. Must be hard preaching the virtues of the Super Squats program to people that put the weights you squat over their heads in one motion.

WT Literal F. Are trendy home birthings so popular now that people aren't even getting appropriate OB care? The last few weeks you should be in the Dr's office 1x/week. Glad she and beb are okay, but dislike at home birth. Too many bad things can happen up to and including death of mom and beb. Please just go to…

"..unfurling our pinkies..." Great line. I chuckled.