Better than the alternative, I'm confident in saying.

Ah, Florida. You in the north of the state? Because in Florida, the more north you go, the more South you get.

# of times SC's articles of secession mention variations on the word "slavery:" 18

"Josie's wooden performance."

Yeah but I dunno…

Yeah, I think I remember it being pretty good. But it's a single movie, and you can't fit everything that deserves to be in, in.

All Star Superman is the entire reason that once wrote a short speech about how much I love Superman as a character. I really wish that someone would make that into a movie series. Someone who actually likes Clark, unlike Snyder.

Hey, original Supes was kinda about going after white collar criminals. If that BMW is owned by the COD of Bear Stearns, he'd be all about tossing it into the ocean.

Well, yeah. I essentially called him a hypocrite. That ad is pretty damn hominem.

A bit from column A, but mostly from column B. "See, there are principled folks on the other side!" And I'm just not going to entertain the fiction that McCain's a man of principles until I see them actually in action.

I won't read McCain, until he starts matching action to word. It's not that strange a line. I can't abide hypocrisy.

"Then what's satire?"

I got into it with my dad a month or two ago about John McCain. Father's a Democrat but is bemoaning the lack of civility he sees in Washington. (He also hated the idea of filibustering Gorsuch; thought the Democrats should "save it for someone real bad," which I think is the political thinking of decades gone by). …

Gordon Cole, is that you?

Her calling Laura "zombie whore," gave me a great big old belly laugh.

That idea's just plain batty.

Now you've done it. You've broken Sam's spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object. In fact, if I didn't find his pitiful sobbing so amusing, I'd come out and rip your limbs off!

Exactly. That prick destroyed lives, not only of those who tried to blow the whistle on him, but he pretty much had a "you ride with me, you ride juiced" rule, which forced younger riders to fuck with their body chemistry when they may or may not have otherwise.

I have the feeling that if they had to do the same [movie gimmick] again, they would my friend.

Ha! Tape, you're old!